Curious indeed ..!!
According to a BBC report:
"A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal...."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm
This raises some very curious questions...
Did anyone actually bother asking the goat if she, assuming its a she-goat, whether she agreed to become the mans wife ??? This is a gross violation of the goats basic rights !
On the other hand I am all praise for the "liberal", ( that so curiously used word..) Sudanese folks.! While the europeans are still struggling with the same sex mairrages , there in Sudan, folks are soo much more open minded that they allow even,,,umm different species mairrages ! Europeans can surely learn a lesson or two from this, as the road they have chosen will eventually take them to this village in Sudan.
I mean, since it has been declared that a persons sexual orientation is a matter between him/her and his/her mate, and the society has got no business "judging" anyone on the basis of their sexual preferences. If thats the core logic then whats wrong with a man marrying a goat..haun !!?? Thats plainly a matter between the man and the goat !
In a related story it has been rumored that the man decided to go on honeymoon to Denmark with his goat, I mean wife. However he was stopped at Coopenhagen airport and told that he cant really have his honeymoon in Denmark.
"Why !!" asked the enraged man ?? and
"BBBAAAAAAAA ..!"said the equally furious goat.
"I heard Denmark was such a free country.. and freedom of expression is the holiest goat here ! Why cant I then just go around walking in Coopenhagen streets and express myself freely with my goat" protested the puzzled man.
"No,no no,, you got it wrong , you can only express yourself freely as far as the God or the prophets are concerned. Goats have rights here and people will be offended to see you getting too expressive with your goat." Then the Danish immigration guy sniffed some perfectly legal crack, to exhibit the correct type of freedome of expression in Denmark, and politely offered some to the goat.
The goat declined saying it was boycotting all Danish products and dropped a load of shit, to express herself freely to the Dane.
