personals please...

I have come across some very interesting personal ads, along with some equally interesting rentals ads.

This one amuses me to bits...

"We are looking forward a sincere, honest, educated, well mannered, cultered, non-smoker & non-adict, reponsible, confident and hard working person.

He should be 5feet 11inches and also have a nice and short family."

wow....I am impressed by the focus...!

Then there is this ad. for available room in Vancouver.

" $1 femail roomate wanted. room & board exchange for secretary "
I have a 3 bedroom house and a home based business. I am willing to train someone to do the secretarial work I need done, in exchange, I can pay all the bills, and food expenses. Might be a good arrangement for a part time student. No older ladies please, I play loud rap music often, no drugs or smokers plz, no drunks. Drivers license an asset, might consider training for a paid position for a responsible trustworth person.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/roo/775533858.html

I dont know if he will EVER find "femail" whatever kind of mail is THAT !?

fungler..?

I found,, in an interesting place, an even more interesting thing.. its either a fungus that tried to become a flower and failed, or a flower that tried becoming a fungus and didn't. Didn't fail I mean, which means it did become a fungus, or something close to it, Like this jumble of words which is totally failing to become a sentence.

Its a really weird thing, its like an ear, like a "walls have ears" ear thing.. Never seen something so odd...An ear in a wall..! A bloody ear , and its bloody growing...!

two men and the lion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoRG1esm7kc&feature=related

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25797678/?GT1=43001


Beautiful is the word that comes to mind from this. Love indeed is a universal language.

I wish someone would do a follow up on these two guys lives, etc. That would indeed be interesting reading.