Amazing....!

Read the last lines of this article
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6476907.stm

"Listen to it," one of the officers told me when the warplanes were launched and streaking up the Gulf to Iraq.

"It is the sound of freedom."

You've got to be joking !!! The sound a fighter jet going out to possibly bomb, kill and mime some people, and destroy their and the lives of those close to them forever,who might very well be innocent of any wrong of any kind... is the sound of freedom..!! freedom !! whose freedom ? when you go attack and reduce a country to rubble.. you are actually giving it freedom? oh yes of course by using all of that country's oil money to give heavy "rebuilding" contracts to your american companies...

Do these guys really believe that crap..!!! ?? How brainwashed are they to not be able to understand such simple things...!

The will of the universe..

Amazing how we humans can always find ways around a "situation" by twisting the words....

A budhist monestary found an interesting solution for its "ants" problem... by saying

"They cannot encourage anyone to harm the ants, but the chief monk says that if someone turns up unbidden and deals with them without the monks' involvement then that is the will of the universe."

The wonders of wordplay !!! and I think it would be the "will of the universe" if somebody just forgets and leaves his bag of money on my desk... Now thats the kind of will of universe I definitly dont mind :)

So what if tommorow really is monday..

Which it infact really is... I as million others I am sure, wish it werent ,,but wishing never stopped mondays from un-invitedly stepping in from any window...

The fact that they do keep jumping in my face week after week is begining to really get on my nerves...and Ive decided its time something was done about it.
For starters Ive decided that I am going to rename monday,,to just "day" yes ,,strip it off its bite,,the "mon" part.... And second thing I am going to pull out my sleeve is,,...I will just ignore it..I will totally ignore it..maybe that will drive it away..,,or not... but worth a shot still...

The third option is rather dull but here goes. I will stop believing in weekends...Stop waitting for them. I might not have much control over mondays but weekends are an easy target....
Oh crap...this isnt going anywhere...

The man who ate the world...

There was a man who woke up one day,,scratched his head,,then his belly,,rubbed his eys and his nose,, yawned and sneezed. He squashed the mosquito that had bugged him all night. Scratched his belly one more time, which was unusual because normaly he scratched his belly only once.

Then he looked out the window and said out loud "I think,.. I will eat the world today..." and then he went on and did it...

He ate the world..

Why he ate the world, and what transpired on the world before he ate it and what happened to him after he ate it are questions that have kept many scientists busy and will be explored in upcoming entries in this blog.
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Readers are welcome to give their opinion on why they think he ate the world and how he ate it, was it with ketchup or mayonnaise ? or was it just with plain sprinkled salt...
What did the world think about him eating it ? and other such fascinating questions affecting the time space equilibrium or non-equilibrium for that matter...