Tuesday, January 06, 2009

till police do us apart

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7811686.stm

And thats why there should be no police.

:-)

And while on that topic. Here is an interesting thought..
Till death do us apart

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

A break

"A break, is what I need" said I,
"rather, a brain is more like it.." snubbed the window.
"And while a break you may get," "brains,,well.. I wont bet any bolts on that.."
"And even if by some unfathomable accident u were to land one, you wouldn't even know what to do with it" In fact, you wouldn't know a brain, if one were to hit you, smack right on your head."

Thursday, August 14, 2008

A true leader indeed.

Bonsian President, Alija Izetbegovic, a revolutionary, a commander in chief, a visionary, a true leader.

I recently read a bit about this man, and am filled with respect for him. Alija Izetbegovic

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

personals please...

I have come across some very interesting personal ads, along with some equally interesting rentals ads.

This one amuses me to bits...

"We are looking forward a sincere, honest, educated, well mannered, cultered, non-smoker & non-adict, reponsible, confident and hard working person.

He should be 5feet 11inches and also have a nice and short family."

wow....I am impressed by the focus...!

Then there is this ad. for available room in Vancouver.

" $1 femail roomate wanted. room & board exchange for secretary "
I have a 3 bedroom house and a home based business. I am willing to train someone to do the secretarial work I need done, in exchange, I can pay all the bills, and food expenses. Might be a good arrangement for a part time student. No older ladies please, I play loud rap music often, no drugs or smokers plz, no drunks. Drivers license an asset, might consider training for a paid position for a responsible trustworth person.
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/roo/775533858.html

I dont know if he will EVER find "femail" whatever kind of mail is THAT !?

Monday, July 28, 2008

fungler..?

I found,, in an interesting place, an even more interesting thing.. its either a fungus that tried to become a flower and failed, or a flower that tried becoming a fungus and didn't. Didn't fail I mean, which means it did become a fungus, or something close to it, Like this jumble of words which is totally failing to become a sentence.

Its a really weird thing, its like an ear, like a "walls have ears" ear thing.. Never seen something so odd...An ear in a wall..! A bloody ear , and its bloody growing...!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

two men and the lion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoRG1esm7kc&feature=related

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25797678/?GT1=43001


Beautiful is the word that comes to mind from this. Love indeed is a universal language.

I wish someone would do a follow up on these two guys lives, etc. That would indeed be interesting reading.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Fathers for Faternity...!

Justice for fathers..!

Here's the thing, if you are a mother you get a maternal leave, your kids have maternal relatives like maternal aunt uncle etc etc,... BUT if you are unfortunately a father, you dont get a faternal leave , infact there is no such thing as a faternity..! (other than one weird group ,,the fat man's fraternity called a faternity http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=faternity)
All you get is a lousy hand out as a paternal leave. Your kids can have paternal uncles and aunts...and thats it.

The bone I have to pick, with the paternity term is , its a generic term, apparantly steming from parent and either one of the mother or father is a parent...So there is no exclusivity there for the father..!
This is grooss unfairness, and discrimination against man-kind...!

I protest in the loudest terms against this injustice and demand equal rights for fathers...! If the feminists of the 60's could brun their bras then,,,the men of 08s can umm burn their undies..!!?? that one needs a lil sorting out I guess.... hmmm..

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Not even a beast would do that....

The story of the wicked stepmother is often told as the ultimate cruelty a child can be made to bear. Yet never has there been a story where a real father would ruin the life of his own daughter in such an evil horrific manner.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/04/austria.internationalcrime1

The story of the wacko father and his unfortunate daughter in a quiet Austrian town has been splashed globally. It has indeed got any and everyone in shock and disbelief at the evil, a man is capable of.

It speaks volumes about the depths a human can sink to...

So sooo sad....

Friday, February 01, 2008

The Case of the bad bum...

News item of the day...!

Brokers at Bombay Stock Exchange are all bummed up about a pair of "inauspicious" bums pointing right in the face of the bombay brokers..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7217370.stm

Saturday, September 08, 2007

How ironic...

Saudi government has sent a prince form its unendingly depressingly boring list of pompus princes to Paris to increase tourism and promote the ancient Nabataen city of Madain Saleh, in Saudi Arabia.
http://www.arabnews.com/?page=1&section=0&article=100937&d=8&m=9&y=2007

They want it nominated as a world heritage site. Thats fine...why not...if its history it should be preserved.. and YET at the same time they have and are destroying countless historic sites, of historic and religious nature, they are literally bulldozing them such that even the foundations do not remain.

The most horrifying of these destructions is that of the birth place of prophet Mohammad PBUH. Who can imagine that a government that calls itself the "custodian of holy sites" would itself be destroying them..!!!
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article304029.ece
http://www.savethehijaz.org/library.html

Such are the twisted narrow minds of this double faced evil tyranny of al Saud.

Biking lesson one revisited..

I recently got reminded of the first commandment of biking.

Which is "thou shall keep thy mouth shut", specially when biking around with nature too close for comfort.

Biking Lesson revisited.

Keep your mouth shut at all times unless you are looking for some all-natural, all fresh, all-free instant proteins... to land in your mouth.

yyyyyuuuuukkkkk...!! gaaaaaaaaahhhhh...!!

Sunday, September 02, 2007

fancy some cat custard !?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6974687.stm

Interesting ,,and why not..after all ,, we are humans.. aren't we...!!!

Just one teeny weeny detail, if this news had come out of the orient, China, or somewhere,, the press would have been shouting bloody murder..! and human rights and cat rights and dog rights activists would be up in arms...

But hay,, when the same cute fury thing is served on an Aussie dinner table its such a wonderful, tasty and practical idea..! I guess next time the wild dog population explodes down under, then man's best friend will inevitably become man's best meatball...

Saturday, September 01, 2007

feel the force....or ahhh,, ummm..,,

This dude sure has issues with the force....!



The force is definitely screwed with him :-)

the virgin chicken

Chinese official are said to be running around with sherlock Holmes type magnifying glass in one hand and a dictionary in the other, in the fair Beijing town to nab and grab scrupulous menus.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6972280.stm


Honestly, I don't see what the fuss is all about, I for one would be delighted to have a "virgin chick" on my menu ;-) God knows there aren't many of those around ! If Chinese restaurants can get some for dusty travelers then, amen brother!! The starving man-kind deserves it!! when is the next flight to Beijing ???

But I am not particularly sure why would anyone want to eat a "burnt lion's head" !!?? Must be one really pissed off dude who would go for that !

However when forced into taking your boss or your x out for a dinner,then what could be better than getting them a juicy plate of "steamed crap"

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0831virginchickenbuzz-on.html

Friday, August 31, 2007

Princess of Hearts


She was a picture of exquisite beauty in all its glamor. Her smile captivated millions around the world, her innocent deep eyes made even the most cynical believe in beauty and love.
One can not look at her picture and be not enthralled.

Her life was a beautiful dream turned into a nightmare.
Her death in the most romantic city in the world was the worst tragic end to a fairytale life.

Princess Diana, there will never be one like you.

May you find God's mercy, peace and happiness.

p.s. Charles you are such a major ***

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

My kind of toy !

This is one must have toy !! Just hope the price gets scanned down a bit..!


muslims in the west a survey

Harris Interactive has carried out an interesting survey and results show some equally interesting trends in the western societies.
http://www.harrisinteractive.com/harris_poll/index.asp?PID=801

What would be more interesting is, if they could provide possible causes behind some of the results. Most of the results are based on peoples perceptions , how are these perceptions formed. Media is one of the most influential factor, second to that would be actual Muslim friends or associates.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Living in a bubble

Actually,,its more like sleeping in it...

But bubbles are like that, once you are in one, doesn't really matter whether you are sleeping or not. Life in a bubble is only a dream... But then again...what exactly is life if not just one big bad bubble gone baloney...

Life is like that, you know its going to end, thats the only certainty about it and it can end pretty much anytime, any second, for all one knows THIS could be one's last breath before the bubble bursts...
And everything inside your little bubble is in a bubble of its own,..anything, anybody and everything can just burst out of your life without any notice, no goodbyes no warning,, pop and its gone...bubbles don't do goodbyes...

Its summer in my little bubble, an uncomfortably warm one...Things get uncomfortably obvious in summers and thats not good. Obvious isn't good, it leaves nothing for imagination, nothing for hope or dreams or nightmares.. Makes the bubble rather bland.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

The insanity...

Interesting line I heard recently:

“Insanity is when you keep doing the same thing and expect different results..”

Hm, how true is that ?